Supernatural S06E10 - Caged Heat

Oh, hey newMeg! Guess who's gonna be on the show?

CROWLEY! ALL BOW BEFORE THE KING OF HELL! BOW, DAMMIT!

Ow! It's a shifter, of course.

I wonder who Crowley's sources are?

'Would've been cheaper to drop a castle on you.'

*pets Crowley**carefully*

Much love.

*ruhroh*

'juggling Crowley's orphans' - what does that even mean?

Duh. It's what any sensible person would do when they've effected a palace coup. Never leave any enemies behind you.

'Please. Don't pretend you don't enjoy it.' Yes. But only with Sam. Also, Sam's Houdini, remember?

Cas = insurance.

Think Meg might remember him from that whole face down in a ring of holy fire thingy?

Heee. It's the plot to Raiders of the Lost Arc. Which Cas will not know. How mad will he be when he finds out Sam's lying to him?

Why does no one get that Cas is *busy*?

Uh. NotSam? I'm not liking you so much anymore. DO NOT THREATEN CAS!

Geeze. Sam, really. Do not piss of the archangel. This will come back to bite you in the ass. I promise.

Go 'way grampa. We dun love you no more.

Huh. I was betting it had something to do with Mrs. Grandpa. But Mary works too. So...how did Mary wind up in Crowley's purview? Did her deal with Azazel damn her even though she didn't make a deal for her soul but for permission for Azazel to come into the house and mess with Sam.

Hee. I had this discussion with Pam at work. She's only on season 3 and she was asking if the Winchester's ever stopped making deals with demons. If they ever learned their lesson. And I laughed and told her to wait until she caught up. I said 'it's sort of a family tradition'.

OMG! Cas is watching porn!

'You're watching porn? Why?'

'Because it was there.'

'Great. Now he has a boner.'

*rofl* The look down! He looks sort of pissed and confused at it all at the same time! HAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I may hurt something I'm laughing so hard.

'This is what you boys do? Sit around watching pornos with angels?'

'I'm not supposed to talk about it.'

Also, now the groups are even.

You know, notSam goes from being funny one ep and an annoying ass the next. Kind of like real Sam, but without the gooey center.

Why's everybody always picking on Cas? Come help us. Figure it out. Deal with it. We don't care that you're fighting a civil war. Blah. Blah. Blah. Same thing they do with Bobby. It's not nice boys!

Hey look it's a vamp! And the djinn chick! I like her. She's pretty.

Hellhounds!

Ew! And so. much. wrong.

'I learned that from the pizza man.'

'I feel so. clean.'

This is all some evil, nefarious plot. Why does anyone think letting Meg have an angel sword is a good idea? An angel killing sword I must add.

Of course he did. Dumbasses.

I still love Crowley! He's just so slick while he's being all evil.

This whole family is fucked in the head.

Dean's gonna kill his ass. Yay!

I wonder who makes all the demon killing ordinance. I mean, I know Colt made the Colt, but who made Ruby's knife?

Is Sam drinking his own blood? Is that really helpful, demonic power wise? That would imply a higher level of demonness than I had previously thought he possessed.

oh! Devil's trap! Much better than my idea.

Dude. notSam really is hard core. I wish I liked him better all the time.

'What're you laughing at?'

*stabby and demon-death effects*

'Dean Winchester's behind you. Meat sack.'

I am pleased. demon-Christian is dead.

Ack. I still don't want Crowley dead!

Crowley is a bad ass. He really is. Also, so is Cas.

*pouts* Really? No. I demand no. It's a trick! Since Crowley is really an angel that didn't work at all. *sticks head firmly into the river denial*

Does Meg still have the angel sword? I assume Christian took it from her. Hang on. I don't see it anywhere in the room, but still. I presume she didn't get to keep it.

Want to know how you can help Cas? Stop calling him for stupid shit.

Dean gets to be Death? Death is back? I am pleased. And still in denial about Crowley. It didn't happen.