I might be a *little* eager to find out who the new pope will be

Sooooo....I'm half watching a live feed of the chimney on the Sistine Chapel, waiting for the smoke to appear, right? And I clicked back to it after looking at another program.

And my heart jumped because I saw something white on top of the chimney, and I was like, 'Wheeeeeee! Pope!' and then I realized it was a seagull standing on the top of the chimney.

Yeah.

He's still there by the way.

I'm calling him Pope Avius the First.

I Have Found Proof of God!

Not only that, but proof that God is a woman.

Chocolate! It's *divine* people!

I'm sure you can all damn well guess what brought this on. *grumble* But just one little piece of this ambrosia...*sigh*