Completely unsubtle femslashiness

H(elena) G. Wells: 'I know a thing or two about the opposite sex. Many of my lovers were men.'

And then Myka *smirks* like a smirky thing who makes up a part of the percentage of Helena's lovers who were not-men.

*giggle* She cannot be evil! The cuteness is too cute!

edit: Oh, they dressed HG up like Lara Croft for this whole Warehouse 2 deal. And Myka was *so very much* appreciating the view! Damn you Warehouse 13! I don't need another pairing!

edit the 2nd: DEAR W13: SCREW YOU! I want a desperate, crying reunion next week, with forgiveness and HG suffering to prove her love, OR ELSE! YOU SUCKED ME IN, YOU BASTARDS! ALSO, YOU KILLED VALDA(Crowley). I DO NOT LOVE YOU ANY MORE.

Actor fandom crossover

*snort* The actress who plays Myka is the wife of the rugarou!

Also, Warehouse 13 - *flail* You could not be less subtle about the chemistry between HG Wells and Myka if you *tried*. I ship them, okay? But when/if you screw me over with having HG really be evil - I shall be pissed.

What My DVR Does

IDEK, I just feel like announcing exactly how much tv I watch. And to make it more entertaining, I figure I'll list the pairings I ship for my shows (not all shows will have pairings. Some are not that kind of show.)

Done in order of priority on the dvr:

1. Supernatural - Dean/Sam, Dean/Castiel, Dean/Gabriel, Dean/Sam/Castiel/Gabriel, Bobby/Crowley (oh, the shame, if burns!)

2. Merlin - Arthur/Merlin

3. Leverage - Nate/Eliot, Hardison/Parker, Nate/Sophie, Haridson/Parker/Eliot

4. The Mentalist

5. Criminal Minds

6. NCIS - Gibbs/Tony

7. CSI

8. Ghost Hunters

9. MonsterQuest

10. The Closer - Brenda/Fritz

11. Psych - Lassiter/Shawn

12. Paranormal State

13. The Colbert Report

14. The Daily Show

15. Dirty Jobs - MIKE ROWE!

16. MythBusters

17. Challenge - pretty cakes/sugar art!

18. Ace of Cakes - CAKE!

19. Ghost Adventures

20. Ghost Hunters International

21. Warehouse 13 - APPARENTLY HG Wells/Myka

22. CSI:NY - Mac/Danny

23. Bones - Booth/Bones

24. Destination Truth

25. The Vampire Diaries - Stefan/Elena/Damon

26. Castle

27. NCIS:LA

28. Ghost Lab

29. White Collar - Neal/Peter, Neal/El/Peter, Diana (she's a ship all on her own, got it?)

30. Sanctuary

31. Smallville - Clark/Lex (I don't CARE about canon at this point. CLex, got it?)

32. Paranormal Cops

33. Glee - Kurt/Finn (I know. And yet.)

34. The Next Food Network Star

35. Memphis Beat - Dwight/His ex-wife whose name I cannot recall

36. Ghost Hunters Academy (I don't know why I watch half of these ghost shows, I just can't seem to stop!)

37. The Glades

38. Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files

Warehouse 13 - I see what you're doing there.

I am fairly immune to femslash. I think the last show where I went, 'yeah, they're together' about two women was Xena. And you can't argue with me. Xena and Gabrielle were *married*, okay? Okay.

But last nights ep of Warehouse 13? I was watching the interaction between HG Wells and Myka? And yeah. So much potential and UST there I can't even begin to describe it. Now, first off, they're both beautiful, though I think HG Wells is *more* beautiful. There's something about Myka's chin sometimes that's just wonky. Like...I don't think she has a very strong jaw line, and that looks funny from certain angles. Also, it might be the accent. I *love* HG Wells' accent. Which it British, btw.

HG Wells

Myka

The scene with the grappling hook, and how Myka was all, 'oh, that's so old fashioned', but she was clearly still *impressed* and envious and wanted that toy! And HG held on a little longer than necessary, people. And then the rest of the ep, with the working so well together, and Myka saying that HG was an agent 'under her' who did whatever she said! It's not just the dialogue, it's the actors' interaction in the scene. And it was there!

Also, the final scenes. Artie was asking out the doctor he's been crushing on since forever, Pete was asking out Angry Veterinarian Lady (yes, Claudia was not doing anything romantic, but the *majority* of the final scenes were 'romantic' in nature!) and then there's Myka, packing away the grappling gun that HG left her when she ran off in that really pretty box, and *tucking the note in her pocket so she can take it out at night and look at it!*

Oh! Oh! Oh! And now I know where I've seen her before! She was Dexter's crazy girlfriend in, what, season 2?

But here's the thing. I *refuse* to actively ship them until it is resolved whether HG is really good, or really evil. She was Bronzed for a reason, I'm sure. And I suspect evilness. And I'm not going to have yet another pairing where all they can do is have angsty hate sex.