Thursday, May 12, 2011

Preparing for Ze Rapture

AHEM!

As some of you may be aware, according to this gentleman, the world is going to come to an end on May 21, 2011. I don't believe this to be the case for many reasons, the largest and most important of which is that there are still somewhere around ten Dresden Files novels to be published and God Himself would not end the world until I know how this story ends. Mostly because He knows if He does, I shall find some way to make the rest of eternity hell. Don't think I won't!

Anyway. On the off chance that I'm wrong, I assume I will be left behind. Therefore, I propose this:

All of us who will not be chilling in heaven on the 21st, it is our duty to record the events! So get your cameras ready and, when you see people being raptured up, take pictures and post them. We need to record the event for posterity, such as it will be.

9 comments:

  1. Sounds good! I'll charge both sets of batteries ... :)

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  2. Besides, God wouldn't want to miss the rest of the series, either! He's got his priorities right. :D

    You kind of gave me an idea to record a video that day, if only I could get my class to participate. But it would be silly and not worth the effort, and anyway I remember now that I will not even be in class that day, and in fact the semester will be over. Oh well!

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  3. That's right! *Everyone* wants to read the DF!

    Ooh, too bad! I'm sure the video would have been hilarious. Silliness is always worth the effort!

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  4. Haha I LOVE this post! Thanks for giving me a good giggle before heading to bed!

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  5. I'll charge both sets of batteries for my camera. :)

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  6. Did anyone see the picture of the controversial billboard that was recently put up by another spiritual group near Family Radio’s headquarters? It directly challenges them about May 21. Here is a picture of it:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/62779138@N08/5708063636

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  7. Oh no! I had an appointment for a pedicure on May 22nd :(

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  8. :D I wouldn't cancel your appointment, Suroor.

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