You can have some coherence tomorrow. For now:
1) Tate. Tate. JFC. There is nothing that you can do that will make me not like you. Trying to 'make' Violet a boyfriend? I am aware of how messed up that is, and yet still find it adorable and want to cuddle you for the thought. Don't worry, she'll forgive you eventually.
2) The family ganging up to run off/save the new family.
3) Vivien and her baby.
4) Constance, whose name is never Candace. She's the real monster of the show, I don't care what anyone has said.
5) MICHAEL. I was half thinking that the 'devil' baby was not going to live up to the hype. That he'd be a normal kid. Happily, it appears that I was wrong.