And let's pause to have a moment of freaking annoyance.
Eve, who is carrying Evesdottir, has told me the entire time,
very vehemently that she does not want a baby shower. She hates all the
things that go with baby showers, doesn't like groups of people, etc.
etc. So I told her fine, we wouldn't have a baby shower. Then I get a
message last night on FB from her telling me to call her grandmother
because Ada wants to volunteer her house for the baby shower.
WHAT BABY SHOWER?
Oh, the baby shower she didn't want, but now wants and I suddenly
have to plan. THAT baby shower. Which, okay, it's going to be small -
mostly family from what she's saying and nothing fancy. She doesn't want
any games, nothing. Fine. I still need to get a list of names and
addresses of people to invite, get where she's registered (because she
registered and didn't tell anyone where) and get the invitations out in
time for people to buy presents and actually show up. The woman is six
months pregnant. By the time I get all of this done she could be
bringing Evesdottir with her to the party! Outside of her stomach!
Okay. Moving on.