My life is full of *such* *drama*!
Fare thee well, linen slacks, you will be joining the other clothes I bid adieu to.
Now, of course, the question is, why did I not realize it was this bad when I put them on this morning? Because I *love* them and they are swishy and *light*! And so I stuck my head in the clothing sand, and put on heels, just for these pants!