Friday, January 2, 2009

Dear Humanity...

Dear Humanity (read: Members of the legal profession that I have to deal with today),

If you would like to stop hearing the subtle little tone in my voice that says I think you're a moron, and please just get your secretary/assistant/whatever you would like to call them, then please, do your job, put said secretary on the phone, because they know what they're talking about, and let me do mine.



  1. Blessings to you as you deal with morons, I mean people, LOL.


  2. Ah, they're not usually that bad. Just today, because in our county the County, City, and Court are closed, many of the secretary/assistant/paralegal's took today off. Leaving the attorneys alone in their office. Not a good idea.

    My imaginary memo to all these people boils down to this:

    Please do not leave the attorney unattended.


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