Becky! I embrace you and your desire to feel up Sam! However, Dean is just perfect.
Nick. *hugs him*
'Nick. You're dreaming Nick. That doesn't mean this isn't real.'
'I'm not your wife Nick. I'm an angel.'
'My name is Lucifer.'
'Sure. Naturally. Um, could you do a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?'
'I'm here because you're special, Nick. There's very, very few people like you.'
'Is that so?'
'You're a vessel. A very powerful vessel.'
'Meaning what exactly?'
'I need to take control of your mind and your body. To be honest it'll probably be unpleasant for you. But it is necessary.'
'Okay. Look, if it's just the same to you, I think I'd like to wake up now.'
'I told you. This is real. Don't be afraid! This is your choice. You need to invite me in.'
'Even if this is real, which it's not, but assuming it was, why the hell would I do something like that?'
'People misunderstand me. They call me satan, and devil, but, do you know my crime? I loved God. Too much. And for that he betrayed me. Punished me. Just as he's punished you. After all, how could God stand idly by while that man broke into your home and butchered your family in their beds? There are only two rational answers, Nick. Either he's sadistic or he simply doesn't care. You're angry. You have every right to be angry. I am angry too. That's why I want to find him. Hold him accountable for his actions. Just because he created us doesn't mean he can toy with us like playthings.'
'If I help you, can you bring back my family?'
'I'm sorry, I can't. But I can give you the next best thing. God did this to you Nick and I can give you justice. Peace.'
'How do I know you're telling the truth?'
'Because contrary to popular belief, I don't lie. I don't need to. What I need, is you. Nick, I need you to say yes.'
Oh my god, this, and then the speech at the end between Lucifer and Michael. Also the Michael speech about free will and how it doesn't really exist! So much good writing. And the acting, which goes without saying.
*purrs* I know it's 'wrong', but I find demonDean very sexy. *waggles eyebrows* Of course I find regularDean sexy too, but whatever. Dean.
Hmmm...futureCas is awesome. 'Go clean up for the orgy.' Okay!
You know, I forgot or missed that the demons didn't intend for Jesse (miniAntiChrist) to be raised by people. They meant for the mother to remain possessed and be raised evil. So, uh, hey, guess what that looks like? Why yes, it's another similarity to Good Omens! I'd like Jesse to come back for a guest spot. He was adorable. Plus, he turned Cas into an action figure. I want a Cas action figure! Also Dean and Sam. Hell, just give us toys! *snorfle* The whoopee cushion! 'That was not me.' Utter deadpan. Ah, Misha.
edit: Oh, god, commentaries. I'm laughing so hard I think I burst something.
'I know what the devils problem is, noshutupis!'