*choke* I just read a fic where the author re-hymenated Marcone, made him the damsel in distress, and made Harry his knight in tarnished leather jacket. I...think I may be in love.
Mostly, she *re-hymenated* Marcone!
And Hendricks totally uses metatextual in sentences every chance he gets.
Pardon me whilst I snicker.
Hendricks chuckled. "We'll put baby gates on the entrances. That should confuse him for a week or two."