Friday, October 8, 2010

Works With Morons

*achem*

THE LIGHTS ON THE FRONT OF THE COPIER, *ON* THE PAPER TRAYS MEAN THAT THE COPIER IS OUT OF PAPER. ALSO, THE MESSAGE FLASHING ON THE DISPLAY SAYING 'PLEASE INSERT PAPER IN TRAY ____' MIGHT BE A CLUE.

TURNING IT OFF DOES NOT MAGICALLY MAKE PAPER APPEAR!

STANDING THERE WHEN I TELL YOU 'IT'S OUT OF PAPER' AND STARING AT ME AS THOUGH I AM SPEAKING SWAHILI DOES NOT MAGICALLY PUT PAPER IN IT EITHER!

6 comments:

  1. Oh come on! :-D This is great!


    I hope you have fun at the wedding this weekend. I want to see pictures of YOU!!!

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  2. No see the paper fairy does that. DUH.

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  3. Susanne,

    It's terrible! Painful and awful! I mean, for petes sake, all these people have freaking college degrees! One would think that reading of the english language would be a requirement for a career in the print media! But apparently not. :p

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  4. LK,

    But the paper fairy only works at night! During the day they're on their own.

    I really need to post that on the wall over the copier. :)

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  5. do not even mention the paper jams or when people have changed the settings to enlarge or something...
    then they just walk away and leave it with the jam or their settings.

    that really gets my goat!!!

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  6. Oh, oh! Or the ones who set it to make 70 copies and then walk away without resetting it so that when you in all innocence go to make one copy you wind up with 30 before you can stop the thing! or when you clear out the jam and take the jammed papers to them (because it has some identifiable thing on it) and they deny that they did it. Hello? It's got your *name* on the sheets! Gah! There needs to be some sort of copier class!

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